Simpsons "Rock Bottom" Corrections in "Homer Badman"

I'm sure someone's already done this, but since I've got a TiVo and can do it too, here's the list of corrections that display in the Simpson's episode "Homer Badman" during the "Rock Bottom" corrections bit.

  • "Peoples' Choice Award" is America's greatest honor.
  • Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
  • The U.F.O. was a paper plate.
  • The nerds on the internet are not geeks.
  • The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself.
  • The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
  • Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
  • If you are reading this you have no life.
  • Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse.
  • The other U.F.O. was an upside-down salad spinner.
  • Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything.
  • Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
  • Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes.
  • Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
  • The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang.
  • Salt water does not "chase the thirsties away."
  • Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
  • Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
  • Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
  • Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
  • Everything is 10% fruit juice.
  • The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
  • Janet Reno is evil.
  • V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline.
  • Ted Koppel is a robot.
  • Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars.
  • Fleiss does floss.
  • Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
  • Bart is bad to the bone.
  • Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him.
  • The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions.
  • The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home.
  • Everyone on TV is better than you.
  • The people who are writing this have no life.

That's all of 'em.

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Sweet, thanks for this!