Someone pointed to this handly Latin phrase guide in the Earth edition of the H2G2. Some of the better ones:
- Raptus regaliter
- Royally screwed
- Ut si!
- As if!
- Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
- I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult
- Fac me cocleario vomere!
- Gag me with a spoon!
- Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
- I have a catapult. Give me all of your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
- Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant
- May barbarians invade your personal space
- Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Unitam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant
- May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
- Cogito ergo doleo
- I think, therefore I am depressed
- Senito aliquos togatos contra me conspirare
- I think some people in togas are plotting against me
- Capillamentum? Haudquaquam conieci esse!
- A wig? I never would have guessed!
- Braccae tuae aperiuntur
- Your fly is open
- In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spiniciae habes
- You have a big piece of spinach in your front teeth
- Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt
- When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults
- Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades
- If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated, and much too close
- Quid agis, medice?
- What's up, Doc?
- Farrago fatigans!
- Thuffering thuccotash!
- Te capiam, cunicule sceleste!
- I'll get you, you wascally wabbit!
- Credidi me felem vidisse!
- I tought I taw a puddy tat!
- Me transmitte sursum, caledoni
- Beam me up, Scotty