So long and thanks for all the fish,
So sad that it should come to this.
We tried to warn you all but, oh dear.

You may not share our intellect,
Which might explain your disrespect,
For all the natural wonders that grow around you.

So long, so long, and thanks! For all the fish.

The world's about to be destroyed.
There's no point getting all annoyed.
Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you.

Despite those nets with tuna fleets,
We thought that most of you were sweet,
Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women.

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long,
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long,
So long, so long, and thanks! For all the fish.

If I had just one last wish,
I would like a tasty fish.

If we could just change one thing,
We would all have learnt to sing:

Come one and all
Man and mammal
Side by side in life's great gene pool.

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long,
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long,
So long, so long, and thanks! For all the fish.

(From this.)