So I come home from work, and check my email, which I had checked just before leaving for work.
You Have 38 New Messages.
(spam filter runs)
0 New Messages.
And they're all freaking viruses, alerting the users of the xenoveritas.org email service (which there aren't any, of course) to try and run some virus file.
Sigh. I hate spammers. And virus writers. Freaking jerks.