David Jaffe: Keep Diggin'
There's this accusatory tone of me being sexist or being crass when I called Sarah Palin ... a MILF. ... I just don't understand. I'm not sexist. I have two little girls. I respect and love women. I think we're all pretty much equal, obviously given some physical differences. I look at us as equals. And I think that's just really fucking nit-picking and ultra-politically correct to the point of just being absurd to assume that because I look at a woman and say the only thing I can see she's good for is fucking and let's be honest: I'm going to retract that statement, because if I did actually fuck her, and God forbid, she got pregnant, she ain't getting rid of that baby - I ain't taking care of another fuckin' baby - because she's anti-abortion, so she ain't no longer a MILF to me. So hopefully that helps you a bit.
So there you go, controversy averted!
I should be fair to Jaffe. First, because his original statement was nowhere near as inflammatory as his counter-troll, and secondly because he does go on to list some actual reasons why he doesn't like Palin as a candidate.
But sheesh, what a quote. I guess that's one way to bring in the page views.