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Someone pointed to this handly Latin phrase guide in the Earth edition of the H2G2. Some of the better ones:

Raptus regaliter
Royally screwed
Ut si!
As if!
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult
Fac me cocleario vomere!
Gag me with a spoon!
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all of your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant
May barbarians invade your personal space
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Unitam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Cogito ergo doleo
I think, therefore I am depressed
Senito aliquos togatos contra me conspirare
I think some people in togas are plotting against me
Capillamentum? Haudquaquam conieci esse!
A wig? I never would have guessed!
Braccae tuae aperiuntur
Your fly is open
In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spiniciae habes
You have a big piece of spinach in your front teeth
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt
When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults
Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades
If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated, and much too close
Quid agis, medice?
What's up, Doc?
Farrago fatigans!
Thuffering thuccotash!
Te capiam, cunicule sceleste!
I'll get you, you wascally wabbit!
Credidi me felem vidisse!
I tought I taw a puddy tat!
Me transmitte sursum, caledoni
Beam me up, Scotty